So, I turned 18 yesterday, and I thought I could write my last blog about all the new cool things I can do because I’m a legal adult omg!
Buy Fireworks - this one’s my favorite one, and I might have to use it to celebrate… I’ll be sure to do it safely with *real* adults around, but to be the one who bought the fireworks would be really cool.
Vote! - This is my second favorite one only because I feel cheated that I couldn’t vote in the 2020 election. I missed it by 2 weeks, and now I have to wait 2 years before the next election comes up.
Buy Lottery Tickets - I’m looking forward to getting rich quick with this one. I’m bound to win once, right? In reality, I hope I never get into a habit of buying lottery tickets because they can really suck your money away.
Get Married - Now, I might be getting ahead of myself here, but it’s always good to have the option open…
Join the Army - I know, most of you don’t see me as the type to join the army, but I really have thought about it… I think it would be a great experience and has been a pathway to success for many. Injury, PTSD, and dying are real concerns though that can’t be taken lightly.
Sue people - Yeah, you heard me. Stay away! I’ll sue all of you! Our culture of suing each other for every little thing has become excessive, in my opinion, but the general idea is good because it allows people to get compensation from irresponsible people/companies.
Am I missing anything? Let me know in the comments, and I’ll see you next week!
Now since you can join the Israeli army, you are one step closer to fulfilling your dream of joining the Mossad, I mean, NOT joining the Mossad. When I turn 18, I think it will finally register that my childhood is over. It's hard to face that fact sometimes, but luckily I will always be a child at heart.
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