I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY YARD HOUSE!!!!!! Zoey Eisenband week 14

             Have you ever been betrayed so badly that you feel like the entire world is against you? That is how I feel right now. When quarantine ended in the summer and everyone started going back to restaurants again over the Summer, Yard House *temporarily* discontinued some of their menu items: the fried mac and cheese balls, something else that I forgot, and most importantly the S'MORES BROWNIE!!!! 

Now let me give you a little background on the s'mores brownie. Every Friday night, Sarah, Jessica, and have shabbat dinner at Yard House and we ALWAYS get the s'mores brownie for dessert, no matter how full we are. Ever since I heard it was discontinued, I ask them if they brought it back yet. Every time, the answer was always, “not yet.” 

Until today, I lived out my worst nightmare. When I asked my waiter, Jake, if they brought back the s'mores brownie, he informed me that they have been PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED. Not to be dramatic, but my life is over. Not only is the s'mores brownie permanently discontinued (omg it hurts to even write it) but apparently the entire dessert menu is STORE BOUGHT, meaning its not made in house, UGH!!!!!!!!! I can literally taste the difference. They now have a very similar dessert called the brookie which is basically a grosser version of the s'mores brownie without the smores part. It just tastes so artificial. Like an imposter. 

The bottom line is that Yard house has betrayed me. Oh and if any of you want to write them an email with me to complain about this, you are welcome to!!